Actual itches

Two minutes, standing up, no notes.

Made to order, ends calmly.

The one you actually need to send.

For this group, in this room, right now.

Better than asking what they do.

The thing you always forget is on here.

No gym, no gear, no excuses.

⚙︎ General fitness ideas, not a personalized program. Stop if something hurts.

Why is it doing that.

⚙︎ Best-guess from a description — no photo, so treat it as a starting point.

Matched to your mood, not the algorithm.

Halve it, double it, fix the units.

Same concept, any altitude.

It's six months later and it failed. Why?

For when the deliberating has become the problem.

Better than a candle. Slightly.

Symbolism, confidently asserted.

⚙︎ Entertainment, not psychology. Dream interpretation has no clinical basis.

How outlets frame the same story.

⚙︎ MVP: no live scraping yet. The model imagines plausible outlet framings for the topic.

Context-aware lies, ranked by plausibility.

3 recipes ranked by laziness.

⚙︎ MVP: text input only. Photo→ingredients vision step not wired yet.